Only Mr. Sheepykins and his bff McSheep understood the slow times in the Kentucky Derby this year.

Mr. Sheepykins often wondered why his mom called him a follower.

Though happy that his friends fared well, Mr. Sheepykins hung his head about his own SAT scores.

Mr. Sheepykins tried acting but lamented that he and his young actor friends were so readily typecast.

Mr. Sheepykins was secretly jealous that his friend was more fashion-forward than he.

Mr. Sheepykins briefly dreamed of NASCAR glory but his close friend Baaahbee nixed the plan.

Despite careful planning, Mr. Sheepykins relationship with Baabaa Blacksheep went public.

His parents had to confront reality after they saw Mr. Sheepykins in the mug shot.

I see dead sheeple.

After seeing what Hannibwool Lecter had done to his mom, Mr. Sheepykins was never the same.